did you know that lullabies were originally called lilith-byes and they were sung over babies to make sure that lilith didn’t come and snatch them in the night and eat them
please tell me that you’re joking
bloODY HELL WHAT
maybe john should have sang some more of them to sammy
OK SO I WAS LOOKING AT THIS GIF FROM WRECK IT RALPH
And I could have sworn that one of the frames of animation was Turbo looking me dead in the face and giving a thumbs up.
So I stuck it in flash and went through it frame-by-frame and sure enough
GOD FUCKING DAMMIT TURBO IS THE SCARIEST FUCKING DISNEY VILLAIN EVER DON’T YOU EVEN TRY TO TELL ME OTHERWISE.
Good lord how do you people catch this stuff?!
there’s always that one character where you’re like “tbh I love this character bc I am this character”
Trying to impress the guy I like
apparently you can’t be employed by the CIA if you’ve ever illegally downloaded music
breaking news: in 20 years, the CIA will operate out of the president’s basement, staffed by four old men and six guinea pigs
if someone has a fucking phobia of something don’t be an asshole and play with their fear for your own amusementUNLESS IT’S HOMOPHOBIA. THEN YOU ACT AS NON-STRAIGHT AS YOU CAN AND WATCH THE BLOOD POUR OUT OF THEIR EYES
for my followers who are werewolves
for my followers who are dating werewolves