peniscruncher:

dusknoirs:

who was the asshole that decided tattoos looked unprofessional 

the generation that did is dying out so don’t worry

foreveralone-lyguy:

When you realize that someone is only being nice to you because they want something

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timeanddisregard:

It seems like cats never forgot the fact that they were worshipped as gods thousands of years ago 

davejaded:

when I say “everything is better with lesbians” I don’t mean grossly over sexualized lesbians who just do the nasty all the time to please straight men I mean cute girls having adventures together and falling in love and giving cute kisses and having cute cuddle sessions or badass girls having adventures and kicking bad guy ass and falling in love with each other

kartari:

if you’re unsure about sex always wait because waiting will never hurt you whereas having sex when you’re not ready definitely will without a doubt don’t even argue with me about this

michaelsexford:

what i’d really like is for someone to objectively watch me for a week or so and then just sit down with me for a few hours and explain to me what i am like and how i look to others and what my personality is in detail and how i need to improve where do i sign up for that

puppyseb:

Magneto making Bucky do the whole “stop hitting yourself” bit

ruinedchildhood:

Spongebob is the mother fuckin devil

englland:

fanofthedoctor3:

englland:

middle schoolers complaining about how stressful school is

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Excuse you middle school may have been simpler in your time but these days it can be so brutal. Had you read three Steinbeck books by the time you were thirteen? Probably not.

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deans-pies-the-doctors-bowties:

can I just remind people, this was captain jack harkness’s first line on doctor who

deans-pies-the-doctors-bowties:

can I just remind people, this was captain jack harkness’s first line on doctor who

cj-sewers:

pretty much every time im grumpy

gvoot:

benedict cumberbatch doing (6) ice bucket challenge(s)

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